They said I was a bad man who did bad things with my penis. My punishment was to be changed into a woman, paired with a good man, and to provide a warm place for his. Today is my wedding day.
Granny explained to Auntie, "This used to be Rohit's university friend Deb. I used a spell to change him into docile Deboshree, so he can marry my grandson from Mumbai and we can avoid all that tiresome visa process.